oh dear

[Aschuill]

friends, strangers, brigands, slugs

i've come down with a disease

a disease that caused me to download Warhammer 40K dawn of war

FOR THE EMPRA

[Tián Fēng]

FOR DA EMPRAH

[Mr One]

HARPMR AD ROF

[Bloodtrailkiller]

FOR THE GREATER GOOOD!!!

Ironically, little story here.
I was playing a priest on a SS13 server, just yesterday. It was a WH40k converted server, and so there was all good and fun things; then one of the herbalists/crop growers put up a poster saying 'Join the Greater Good!'
I, being a good Emperor worshipping priest, shouted that he was a heretic over the comms. The posters, you see, only have numbers and no predescribing words. He had put it up just to see what it said; unfortunately, I saw him and began shouting Priestly nonsense, until an Inquisitor came by. Albeit, I was promptly smashing the fool with my Codex because I was a priest. And I didn't have an Eviscerator chainsaw :c. But, the book worked, and the Inquisitor watched before opening fire. He ended up hitting me more than the xenos scum, but the Codex heals you entirely if you smack yourself with it and you're a God-Emperor loving man. 

In the end, I got killed by taking an Ork rokkit pod to the face.

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