"Efficiency is through the roof!"

[Aschuill]

i think the gallery widget is very neglected

enjoy

[Mr One]

BUHAHH ISIS THERE COMING FOR YOU!

[Tián Fēng]

shhh

you'll wake the civilians

just keep taking money from them for the budget

[Aschuill]

shhh

you'll wake the civilians

just keep taking money from them for the budget

http://www.npr.org/2011/08/23/139852035/shrimp-on-a-treadmill-the-politics-of-silly-studies

shhh

civilians are just as silly and potentially worse

[Tián Fēng]

ah yes

who needs science anyway, it's 122% useless

only eurofags research stuff and that's why their countries are crap

[Sundown]

only eurofags research stuff and that's why their countries are crap

the Frenchies drink wine, eat bread, and build nuclear reactors
220% living on the edge right there

[Tián Fēng]

more poor than somalia

somalia is at least rich in freedom

[Aschuill]

more poor than somalia

somalia is at least rich in freedom

you're poverty, sir

[Tián Fēng]

yes, I am the spectre of poverty

fear me as I cause -10 happiness in all your cities

boo

[Aschuill]

you monster

my peasants were happy until they ran out of silver

you will pay!

[Tián Fēng]

never

you shall never defeat my Undying Bandit Army of the Lynx +16

[Aschuill]

i see

i take your Undying Bandit Army of the Lynx +16 and raise you my Holy Paladins of the Mal +21

[Mr One]

.-.

[Tián Fēng]

ah, but I have an ace up my sleeve

for I will use the card Aggressive Warcry of Unrelenting Force +8 to horrendously cripple your Holy Paladins of the Mal +21


and then I can deploy my Conquering Bandit Cavalry of Seafaring +3 and my Veteran Marauder Army of Bloodied Steel +12


you and your militia of Peasant Levies will never defeat me

[Aschuill]

aha!

i will use my battered Holy Paladins of the Mal +6, my Peasant Levies +4 and a Gang of Mercenaries +13 to blunt your merciless onslaught!

[Tián Fēng]

egads! I don't have any reinforcements

I can't afford to lose my best armies on this, it will cost me much

Victory!

Armies of Bandit Knight have been routed

+620 Silver
+15 Gold
+40 Experience
+1 Veteran Town Militia of the Line +2
+1 Heroic Warcry of Endurance +47

[Aschuill]

yiss

to the spoils go the victor

now to burn my town to the ground and get a bigger kingdom

[Tián Fēng]

are you sure you have that the right way around, mister

[Aschuill]

indeed

[Tián Fēng]

we should make a card-game-esque RP out of this

[Aschuill]

i better be able to pillage my own town in that game

[Tián Fēng]

pillage anything

including your own town

and probably pillage ass, if you're into that

goddamn furfags

[Aschuill]

pillage it all

pillage all dat ass

[Tián Fēng]

classic technique of medieval conquerors

pillage the village

then pillage dat peasantwoman ass


how is this even going to be played anyway

[Aschuill]

pillaging

pillaging

a little crusading

then a lot more pillaging

[Sponsored content]